The Yao Ming face, or better known as the bitch, please! face has taken the troll comic and internet meme scene by storm. And the phrase sure has entered into our daily usage. And why not? The amount of shit people try to pour out on you, its only fair to hold out and take a dig yourself.
Just a general article today, people!
Very few people actually understand the difference between acting smart and being smart. Simple, acting smart is when you dish it out once. Being smart is when you dish it out again after a comeback, and then shutting up when you've aggravated the jackass in front of you. I know its not pretty, but you've got to admit that its fun! YOLO! (You Only Live Once, for those of you ignorant enough to not know this. Hey, that's not a bad thing, trust me!)
Well, yeah, this is turning out to be a post about the awesomeness of trolls.
And then there's a TEENY-TINY abundance of obvious facts and unintelligent figures around you. Well, not just from people; internet too is going Dumb and Dumber (except the meme world, of course). Front page website news sure knows that I want to know how three celebrities dress than what is happening with the world economy. All I can do is go all Nicolas Cage-like and utter a long drawn you don't say?
And then there's this friend who claims to have had a string of girlfriends back home, before coming to college. He left a string of heartbreaks, it would seem. Yet, in these three years, I haven't seen a hint of the charm he's supposed to have. You ask how many? Well, zero. Next time he comes up with the same thing, I'm just going to raise my beer mug (not a very big fan of wine) and utter cool story, bro!
All of us know a guy who, at a moment's notice, bursts into flames, right? Obviously not literally. You know what I mean. And then there's an amazingly rapid storming out of the room. You just let the Moltres free. You know he's going to come back in a few hours, completely normal. Well, the best way to in-your-face the guy is to do a watch out, we got a badass over here. Yeah baby, you deserve it.
Lets not forget our dear friends who love Arsenal. Their club just sold an at-peak Robin Van Persie to Manchester United, of all clubs. And it came back to bite them on their butts with a two goals to one loss. And guess what, Van Persie scored one of the goals. All these fans are like this now!
Well, that is all for today's round up. So, like a boss, do the following!
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