There is a friend of mine who is probably the most ignorant person you'll ever meet.I mean,I asked her,"Who was the owner of Microsoft?" Her answer was,"I don't remember." I thought maybe she had drawn a blank.So,I went on to ask,"Who's Steve Jobs,by the way?" Her reply:"Who's that?Never heard of him." [Sorry,Mr. Jobs;this must have hurt your ego big time.]
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Nursery Rhymes done up a bit differently
Here are a few.I bet your mother overlooked these while reciting rhymes to you:
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'because he's gay.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'because he's gay.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
[Extra!] Branded alloys on rickshaws!!
Can't afford a car?Follow this rickshaw's proud owner.
Get yourself an alloy!
Get yourself an alloy!
Friday, January 28, 2011
French it up!
Our French teacher is a bit on the gullible side.There have been lots of stuff that we have fed her over the months and she continues to believe them.
One such standalone statement is that a certain Brock Lesnar is an up and coming politician about to replace Sarkozy.Carla wouldn't be happy at all.
One of my friends found an apt origin for the teacher:the ugly duckling on viagra!
One such standalone statement is that a certain Brock Lesnar is an up and coming politician about to replace Sarkozy.Carla wouldn't be happy at all.
One of my friends found an apt origin for the teacher:the ugly duckling on viagra!
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Today's 2nd Quirk
My friend and I had to go to Vadapalani for a bit of work.On our way back,we decided to take the bus.Not spotting the bus stand,we went down a couple of blocks where two security guards (probably under the effect of alcohol) were sitting.
We asked them if they knew where we could get a bus.One of them,very politely,put his hand on my shoulder and told me,"Sit.I'll bring it soon." Needless to say,we bolted out of there and down the way until we found the bus stop.
We asked them if they knew where we could get a bus.One of them,very politely,put his hand on my shoulder and told me,"Sit.I'll bring it soon." Needless to say,we bolted out of there and down the way until we found the bus stop.
Today's Quirk
This photo was taken in front of a busy intersection in the heart of the city Durgapur.Wonder how the company is actually faring??
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