The Third Realm

All of us have been at crossroads at some point of time. You should know by now, not to take my words literally ( Doing that=BIG mistake ).

Aquiline

Many of you may be wondering about the title. Aquiline, according to the all-knowing-book ( also known as the dictionary ), is defined as: of, relating to, or having the characteristics of an eagle.

I don't know why this particular topic came into my head, but since it has arrived, I can't let it go, can I? Aren't we all fascinated by that solitary spot in the sky, gliding through the air and almost slicing the atmosphere into countless layers?


Well, I am. And, with it, the raw power that it represents. You don't want to be the thing that is going to be swooped down on and carried away in a split second by the machine-like claws, believe me. You'd rather get hit by a car and get it over with.


Also, I'm amazed by the precision this bird has. It'll pin point a location and reach within centimeters of the required location in a flash. It seems like it has a GPS tracking service installed in itself.


The characteristic that I'm most impressed by is the way it keeps to the highest of the skies and keeps on gliding for huge distances without stopping; as if it has been sent here to keep a watch over all of us. The lonely paratrooper who observes everything going on down there, all the while doing a pretty fine job of appearing the handsome bird it is.


I salute the solitary supervisor; do you?

Shots of Humour

Humour : a word which almost the whole world is familiar with. Something that is funny to one person may not be so for someone else. I bet we've all been in the situation when you crack a joke while in a group, and everyone turns to you and just keeps staring, as if you're their next meal.

A Joke in the Name of "Customer Care"

 

The "customer care", as the companies term the "no service" division nowadays, has bugged many a soul.

The infamous "your call is important to us, please stay on the line" has taken all of us on a ride at some point of time, at least once. If the call is so important, why don't you pick up the call, damn it!

A friend of mine went to the customer relationship center and asked about mobile number portability. He had already asked about the time it would take for the whole process to be completed, and that was about 7 days. When he asked at the center, the answer he got was VERY different. 20 days is a big deal, at least to us, if not for those agents.

So, when you want to inquire about something, it would be better to go to the recharge shop than call the customer care!

Note:- Didn't put a lot of time into this post!

The True Pal

There always is that one person with whom you can share everything that comes to your mind. He/she may not necessarily be akin to you, or even have a similar personality.

Freak on a Leash

A serious topic for today.

Nursery Rhymes done up a bit differently

Here are a few.I bet your mother overlooked these while reciting rhymes to you:

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'because he's gay.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.